
Soft, lived-in comfort with a dry, confident sense of humor. This lightweight tee drapes easily and breathes all day — the kind you reach for when you want to be comfortable and make a casual, unapologetic statement. The front reads “AUTHENTIC 50 YEARS OF NOT GIVING A DAMN” in clean, minimalist type that sits low on the chest, giving the shirt a relaxed, modern look. The crew neckline, ribbed collar, and side seams keep the shape tidy while shoulder tape prevents stretching after repeated wear. Tear-away label and premium Airlume combed ring-spun cotton make it gentle on skin. Wear it to backyard barbecues, milestone gatherings, or weekend errands — it settles into your rotation and does the talking without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable, soft feel
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape
- Side seams for structural support and a cleaner fit
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials
- Print detail: crisp front text using DTF/DTG methods depending on provider; sleeve/label printing handled with DTF/DTG as noted
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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